5:00 am (Betty to Sarah)
Bobby goes running

"Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
Josie at the mirror
Pete Martell discovers Laura's body.  He calls the sheriff's station.
Lucy:  Sheriff, it's Pete Martell up at the mill.  Um, I'm gonna
transfer it to the phone on the table by the red chair, the red chair against the wall.  The little table, with the lamp on it - the lamp that we moved from the corner?  The BLACK phone, not the brown phone.
Pete: {on phone to Truman} She's dead...  wrapped in plastic.
Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's.  Andy takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
Sarah can't find Laura.  She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
Audrey gets in a car for school
Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians.  Ben mentions he has information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
Leland receives news about Laura.
Heidi's late to work at the RR.
S: What kept you, Heidi?  Seconds on knockwurst this morning?
H: I couldn't get my car started.
S: Too busy jump starting the old man, huh?
B: I thought you Germans were always on time.
N: I thought the only time you cared about, Bobby, was making time.  Leo called Shelly from afar last night so Bobby takes her home.  Leo's home so he drops her off and takes off.
Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna J: "Nice day for a picnic."  Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in the office.  In class ("Terry Franklin... Martha Grimes..."), Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop talks to the teacher.  Bobby's in room 107.
Bobby is questioned, then arrested
Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement.  Students grieve.

Mid-morning
Truman questions Sarah.  Hawk gathers items out of Laura's room.
Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work will stop today in memory of Laura.  Catherine fires Fred Truax.
Ronette is found wandering along the tracks

10:00 (approx) (Nadine to Ed)
James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.
J: Laura's dead.
E: I heard.
J: She was the one.
James has a note for Donna.  Nadine sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would be ready by 10") at Gentleman Jim's (Nadine to Norma, 1001)
11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

2:46 pm (clock on wall)
Cooper meets Truman and reminds him that he is in charge.  They check on Ronette.  She was raped several times, and Cooper finds nothing under her fingernail.  Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other."  Ronette: "no, don't go there"
Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man.  Dr. Jacoby meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue.  Truman says no.  Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was seeing him.
Cooper and Truman check on Laura.  Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left ring finger and mentions that he knew he would see this again.  He tells Diane to give this to Albert, not Sam.
Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James.  Mike comes by to get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property.  Nadine yells at Ed about the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary.  The last entry is "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."  There's a safety deposit box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue.  C: Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
Andy and team find the train car
Cooper and Truman question Bobby.  Cooper doesn't think he did it and shows the picnic video to him.  Bobby says he didn't do drugs and thinks a moment when Cooper mentions the letter J.

3:45 (clock on wall)
Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting.  She mentions Laura's death.
Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker.  Lucy overhears.
Cooper questions Donna.  She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
He wants to know who she's protecting.
Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
James with the locket on a thong

4:00 pm (approx)
"The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper and Truman at the train car.  They find the necklace, on a chain, with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
James with the locket on a thong
Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back

Late afternoon
Cooper and Truman at the bank.  Inside Laura's safety deposit box are over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld with Ronette's picture in it.
Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
Shelly
Norma calls Ed.  They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.

Early evening
Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders.  He says that one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state, a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed Laura and almost killed Ronette.
Leo calls Mike looking for Bobby and wanting the other half of the money ("yesterday," Mike to Bobby, 1001)

9:30 pm (approx) (James to Donna in note)
Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
Harriet works on her poem.
Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna.  Doc discovers she is missing.  The boys head for the Roadhouse.
Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about missing Donna.
Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.  Truman calls for backup.  Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to meet James.  Ed gets his ass kicked by Bobby.  His drink was drugged and the bartender was Jacques Renault. (Ed to Cooper, 1001) Jacoby follows Leo but loses him and instead follows Joey and Donna.  (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001)  Cooper and Truman pursue but lose Joey and Donna.  James and Donna talk about Laura.  He says Laura mentioned something about a guy getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.  James is arrested.
Doc picks up Donna at the station.  James is put in a cell.

12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts.  Truman recommends the Great Northern for Cooper.
Bobby and Mike bark at James.  Bobby: "When you least expect it."
Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and they agree to meet to talk about it.
Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person unknown
Jacoby digs up the locket (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001)

4:00 am (Nadine to Norma, 1001)
Nadine thinks up of the idea of using cotton balls to make her drape runners silent

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane

6:50 am (approx) (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

Morning
Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face with a donut.  C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward.  He couldn't bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
Cooper and Truman question James.  He says Laura jumped off his bike at Sparkwood at 21 last night.  He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura broke the locket.
Leo can't find his shirt
Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
The Donna and Laura picnic video

10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months.  Donna is sad but happy.
Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert.  Truman and Ed discuss the stakeout.  Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse.  The bartender was Jacques Renault.
Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released

"Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
Cooper and Truman talk to Josie.  Catherine calls Josie to tell her shutting down the mill the day before cost $87,000.  Pete: There was a fish... *in* the percolator.
Catherine meets Ben.  They plan to torch the sawmill.

Afternoon
Donna visits the Palmers.  Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and killer BOB

Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
Hawk questions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner.  Briggs socks Bobby when he lights up.
Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night Laura died.
C: Can I ask her about her log?
T: Many have.
Later in evening
Leo cuts open a football then beats up Shelly over the lost shirt when she gets home 
James has dinner at the Haywards'
Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong "Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura Palmer, in case you haven't guessed.
I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know,
I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me.  It's
Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  I should've met you
a long time ago, Dr. Jacoby, 'cause right now I can take just so much
of sweet.  I just know I'm gonna get lost in those woods again tonight.
I just know it.  Remember me telling you about that mystery man?
Well -
Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks (Truman to Cooper, 1004)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued)  
Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes.  Ben tells him about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder.  They go to OEJ.
Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
Ben and Jerry at OEJ.  Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
Blackie:  "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."
Midnight (clock at Haywards')
James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
Person unknown (Audrey, 1003) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one eye")
Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods.  Bobby sees someone with Leo.
Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have all the money - Laura had the other half.  Leo mentions Laura's wild life and Shelly's infidelity.  Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"
Nadine is up all night working on her silent drape runners (Nadine to Ed, 1002)

26 Feb (Sunday)
Morning
Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners.  Nadine's arms bend back.
Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
Ed comes into the RR for a cup of coffee
Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
Rock/bottle:
1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
                !            2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura."  Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
              2   !            Bottle was struck but did not break.
              !   !          4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor."   Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program."
                5            6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye.  No rock thrown.
                             8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown."  Bottle struck.

Late morning (after church)
Donna meets Audrey at the RR who puts a tune on the juke.  A: "God, I love this music.  Isn't it too dreamy?"

Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?"  Albert to
Lucy)
Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag.  Hawk found it ½ mile from the train car.  [Albert later says Hawk found it 5 miles away, 2001]
Albert and team arrive.
A: What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out
of this treehouse, Cooper?
C: Albert, this is Sheriff Truman.
A: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes
the cake.  What are we waiting for?  Christmas?!  We've got work to do damnit!  They're putting this girl in the ground tomorrow and we wasted half the day traveling out here to the middle of nowhere.
C: Albert, I suggest you and your team should get started.
T: I'll have one of my men escort you over to the morgue.
A: That'd be fine.
C: Results from the local pathologist lab.  {hands Albert the report}
A: {examining it}  Welcome to amateur hour.  Looks like an
all-nighter boys.
T: Albert, got a minute?  {draws Albert aside}  I hear that you're
real good at what you do.
A: Yeah, that's correct.
T: Well, that's good.  'Cause normally if a stranger walked into
my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his teeth two blocks up on queer street.
Night
Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
Pete and Catherine talk.  Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two ledgers there.
Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller.  Sarah: What's going on in this house?!
Cooper dreams:
A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with darkness in between:
Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
BOB at foot of Laura's bed
A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
Laura dead
BOB crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
The One-Armed Man:
[As written in the script.  Some have said the closed caption differs]
Through the darkness of futures past,
The magician longs to see,
One..chance...out..between two worlds...
Fire...walk with me.
We lived among the people�I think you say convenience store?  We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.  Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is BOB.
BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks around and says:
Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera] Catch you with my death bag!
You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!  A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a ring of twelve candles.  A puff of wind; the candles blow out.  An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted, red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person, backlit against a doorway�it seems to be shuddering somehow�the scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile, and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
Let's rock!
He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?  Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
[to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
but sometimes my arms bend back.
LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper, kisses him, and whispers something in his ear. 
Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight up.  He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer - but it can wait till morning.

week of Feb 27 ("last week," Shelly to Bobby, 2007)
Shelly takes in a pair of Leo's boots for repair.  There's a tape in the heel.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/25/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Tina Rathborne]

7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he describes the ending to the European version]:
C: Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had last night.
T: Tibet?
C: No... you were there. Lucy, so were you.  Harry, my dream is a code waiting to be solved.  Break the code, solve the crime.
L: Break the code, solve the crime...
C: In my dream, Sarah Palmer has a vision of her daughter's killer.  Deputy Hawk sketched his picture.  I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The killer's name was BOB.  T: Mike and Bobby?
C: No, different Mike, different BOB.  They lived above a convenience store.  They had a tatoo: Fire Walk With Me.  Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore, so he cut off his arm.  BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him.  Do you know where dreams come from?  T: Not really.  L: No, no.
C: Acetylcholine neurons fire high voltage impulses into the forebrain.  These impulses become pictures, the pictures become dreams - but no one knows why we choose these particular pictures.
T: So what was the end of this dream?
C: Suddenly it was 25 years later.  I was old, sitting in a red room.  There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman.  The little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did.  T: What cousin?
C: The beautiful woman.  She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.  The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of the killer in my ear." T: Who was it?
C: I don't remember.
T, L: Damn.
C: Harry, our job is simple - break the code, solve the crime.
Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
his autopsy
Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely - you can have a funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.  I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.  <drill noise�VEEP VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
{puts glasses on, starts up the drill, about to drill Laura's head}
Doc: That does it, I'm taking charge of the body and you don't touch
Laura from this moment on.  {pulls the drill plug}
A: {whips off the glasses, grabs Doc}  The hell you -
{Truman and Cooper arrive as Ben intervenes}
C: Gentlemen, gentlemen!
T: What's going on?
D: Thank God.
A: Cooper, this old fool is obstructing an investigation.  Cuff 'im.
D: He won't release Laura's body for the funeral - he's not human.
T: What's the holdup?
A: Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges never.  I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear?  T: I've had just about enough of your insults.
A: Well I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of me?
T: Yes, I have.  {socks Albert}
Mid to late morning (?)
Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
Bobby and father have words again

12:27 pm (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper and Truman leave for the funeral after Albert's autopsy report Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine.  It was cocaine in her diary, waiting on the toxicology report.  Traces of soap at the back of her neck.  Died of numerous cuts.  Plastic fragment found in stomach (portion of OEJ chip with the letter J, fax from Gordon to Cooper, 1004).  Cooper won't sign Albert's report of Truman punching him.
Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment.  James declines to go to the funeral.
Audrey checks on her family through a peephole.  Ben and Sylvia fight over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral.  Dr. Jacoby comforts Johnny.

Early afternoon
Laura's funeral.  James and Bobby fight.  Leland freaks out.

Evening (full moon)
Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
Jacques calls Leo for help.  Shelly hides the gun.
Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman.  Josie shows Harry the safe, but one of the ledgers is missing.  Catherine has it.
Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
Josie raises the possibility to Truman of Andrew having been murdered
Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
Written by Robert Engels
Directed by Tim Hunter]

Morning
Bernard Renault makes bail (Truman to Cooper)
   
Day
Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description.  She, at Leland's insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.  Donna's thinking.
Lucy watches ItL
Cooper questions Jacoby
Gordon calls Cooper.  Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being staked out by Josie.  Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is.  She picks up a OEJ chip Ben drops.
Cooper and the boys arrive.  Andy drops his gun and it goes off.  They question Philip Michael Gerard.  His suitcase is full of shoes and he says he lost his arm in a car accident and his tattoo said "Mom" (Bob?).
Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting, who's sporting a 3:3 domino
Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range.  Lucy's mad at Andy.
James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
Donna on the phone
5:00 pm (approx) (parole board'll call about 5)
Norma gets a call from the prison.  Hank is being paroled.
Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about learning the family business by starting work at the department store.  Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece found in Laura's stomach.  Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah bird belonging to Jacques Renault.  The cops race to Jacques' apartment.  They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

5:30 pm (approx) ("meet me in ½ an hour," Ben to Leo)
Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the mill.  Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.  Leo tapes this conversation. (tape, 2008)
B: Nice touch, Leo.  Bright red sports car for a secret meeting.  Nice.
Evening
James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing.  An owl watches.  Donna talks James out of going to the police.

12:50 am (clock on table)
Pete chats with Josie and retires.  She gets a call from Hank.  Hawk sucks on a domino.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
Written by Mark Frost
Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

4:28 am (Cooper to Diane) (full moon)
Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

Morning
Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin.  Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place.  The blood on Leo's shirt is determined to be AB-.  It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.

9:14 am (clock on wall)
Lucy's out sick (Cooper to Lucy, 1006)
Nadine is off to the patent office in Fairville
Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's.  Andy comes looking for Leo.  Leo calls.
Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store.  She threatens the manager Emory Battis and gets a job at the perfume counter.  A: I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.  Understand?
James and Donna meet.  His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's an alcoholic.
Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work.  Shelly watches ItL.
The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby.  Jacoby asks if Laura laughed and Bobby cried after the first time they had sex.  Bobby says Laura made him sell drugs so she could get them.
Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and eyes them.  The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not 
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Doc:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's your concern.  My log saw 
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Doc:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked.  
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two girls.  Flashlights pass by the woods over 
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues given to Cooper in his dream - music, red drapes, twine, blood, OEJ chip missing the J portion.

Evening
Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders.  Ben and Catherine meet in private, Audrey eavesdrops.  Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
Leland freaks out to music
Madeleine calls Donna.  She found a tape of Laura's.
Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie.  She found the ledger where he said it would be.  Ben: "we can proceed.  Tomorrow night."
Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank.  "I told you to mind the store, not open up your own franchise."  Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon) 
Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)
Morning
Andy arrives at the station.  Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from a doctor.
Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ.  There were definitely 3 guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.

Afternoon
Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly.  She tells him she shot Leo.  Leo then takes off when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo.
Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.
What's up doc?  Just a few words before I go to sleep.  I feel like I'm gonna dream tonight.  Big bad ones, you know?  The kind you like.  It's easier talking into the recorder.  I guess I feel like I can say anything.  All my secrets - the naked ones.  I know you like those, doc.  I know you like me too.  That'll be my little secret, okay?  Just like your little coconut.  Why is it so easy to make men like me?  And I don't even have to try very hard.
Maybe if it was harder -
They plot to get the missing tape (2/23) they believe Jacoby has.
Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at Horne's.  Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)

12:10 pm (clock on wall)
At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly.  Truman comes in with Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner idea.  Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls Motel on Tuesday.  She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.
Letter from Harold to Donna (Look into the Meals on Wheels) arrives at the RR (Norma to Donna, 2001)

Evening (Cooper to Truman)
Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel.  Truman tells Cooper about Josie's problem.  Cooper seems suspicious.  Audrey shows up looking for Cooper just as they leave.
Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned policy.  Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.  Neff offers to help Catherine.
Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are recorded.  "Laura, Laura, don't go there.  Hurting me, hurting me.  Stop it, stop it, stop it.  Leo, no, Leo no."
Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet Blackie.  Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
Ben calls Josie about Catherine.  Josie says she'll "get Catherine there" and that it is "planned for tonight."
Audrey meets Blackie.  She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue, and is hired at OEJ
Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper is playing
Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a mysterious heavy breather.
Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape.  Bobby has followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued)  
James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland).  He smells scorched engine oil (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up.  Jacques says the bird had a thing for Laura.  Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
Leo kidnaps Shelly
Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots him
James, Maddy, and Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a hospital emergency.
"Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed.  It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  And right now I can only take so much of sweet.  Hey, remember that mystery man I told you about?  Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.  He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history, man.  I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me.  But guess what?  As you know, I sure got off on it.  Isn't sex weird?  This guy can really light my F-I-R-E.  He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom with milk and cookies.  Later, Lawrence.  Bye bye."
Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it.  Timer set for one hour.
Nadine writes a note and takes pills
Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago.  He says doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
Catherine is upset.  She can't find the ledger.  She deviously asks for Pete's help.
Ed, Hawk, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of Lucy.  Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James.  "He's an easy rider."
Cooper and Truman question Jacques.  He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura, and Ronette.  He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura at the gazebo before he passed out
Catherine gets a call from Hank.  "It's at the mill, what you're looking for."
Hank tries to sweet talk Norma

3:25 am (clock on wall)
Ed finds Nadine unconscious.  He calls for an ambulance. The address is 422 Riverside.
Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby).  Leland asks Truman about a suspect.
James gives Cooper Laura's tape.  Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
Ben tells Hank to proceed
Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
Catherine finds Shelly and frees her.  Fire starts.  C: I can't understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!
Leland kills Jacques.  Jacoby sees him. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
"Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."
4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed, "My special agent," receives a phone call from Andy and is shot by person unknown.  It's Josie (2016).
Briggs receives the message "The owls are not what they seem" ("around the time I was shot," Cooper to Briggs, 2002)

(approx)
Windom Earle escapes from the mental institution. (Albert arrives on Friday and tells Cooper on Saturday.)